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Destroying Your Van

Here is just a small list on the best ways to totally wreck a van. This article is not supposed to encourage people to do this kind of thing and it just up here as a joke so please do not try any of this unless of course you want to die a very painful death.

Why not Blow it Up

The ways in which you can blow up a van are almost endless which is why it is a great first point! TNT has got to be one of the best things to use for this as you can do it from a distance. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things that can be used include RPG, Shooting the gas tank or a grenade through the window.

Roll It Over

This is one of the hardest ones to do without getting hurt because you really have to be driving it for it to happen. Many movies have cars and vans that roll over to kill or injure some of the people, sometimes it is just for effect. The important thing to remember is that most of the time it is a model and when it isn’t the van is designed to be rolled and not hurt the driver in anyway. If you were to roll over a normal van then it you would certainly die.

Why not drive into something

This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day.  Many people are killed because of this and although vans are designed to stop death in the event of a crash the design will not protect you in the event of a real crash. Best left to the professional test dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

Of course you really shouldn’t attempt any of this because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Lacey’s HANDMADE CUSTOM VANS designed by LACEY THOMPSON.